Showing posts with label Men vs Women. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Men vs Women. Show all posts

May 6, 2011

The Weakest Body Part

This article is from http://ridzwandotcom.blogspot.com/
It really opened my eyes (and ears)!



I have learnt that the weakest part of your body often gets you into trouble. Unfortunately this weakest part will depend on your gender.

Be it trying to manipulate that significant other to do things your way or simply capture his or her attention, knowing this weak body part is absolutely crucial in relationships. Let me humbly share my opinion if you will.

If you are female trying to win soothe the heart of your man, you have it rather simple. And no, it is not located where you think it is. I don’t know why but whenever I talk about this weakest body part, most women automatically assume it to be at the “nether” regions. Men may be shallow creatures but not everything revolves around their small head.

For men, it is universal. Irregardless of their stature, education or intellect, men all over the world have one thing in common. The weakest parts of his body are his eyes.


Despite thousands of years of evolution, the sight remains the primary sense with which a man foresees his pleasures, simple and primordial as it may seem. A woman may have a heart of gold or carry the most complex intellect in her head. But a woman with curves in the wrong places will seldom earn that second glance regardless of how beautiful her character may be.


Of course this does not mean that looks are the only criteria with which to capture a man’s heart. Once his eyes are open, it is much easier to charm him with your other qualities. But how many rationale educated men do we know who seem to abandon all common sense the moment they come across 32C, a wineglass waist and the most flawless face he has ever seen?

Sadly women have continually denied this. Most will refuse to accept the reality that their significant other indeed does belong to a species of such primordial tendencies. “My man is very educated and loves me for who I am, not for my looks”, they squeal. The moment these women get married, they abandon the need to appeal to the eyes. The moment a wife loses her grip on his weakest body part, she loses her grip on his heart.

So women, do yourselves this favour the next time you get into an argument with the dear husband. Think about what he may like to see, no matter how discreet that may be and you will be amazed at the effect. Don’t waste your time with words on any man.

But what about the weakest body part for the females then?

As much as I hate to admit it, women are a much more sophisticated species than their male counterparts. As such, they are not that vulnerable through their eyes. If you piss off your wife and then think that the problem can be solved by just dressing sexy, you could be in a whole tub of trouble.

But that does not mean that our women folk do not have their own weakest body part. The weakest parts of her body are her ears.

A woman may be suave and educated. She may be discerning in her taste and put a lot of thought to the choices that she makes in life. But the moment a woman’s ears come into contact with soft whispers of the words that she needs to hear, most melt like a hot knife through butter.

A woman’s ears are very vulnerable indeed. This may be due to their inherently good-hearted nature and motherly instincts that naturally sows trust in people till proven otherwise. Unfortunately I have come across too many women whose lives have been destroyed for putting in too much faith in words that their ears succumbed to.

Unlike women, most men have learnt to recognise this weakest part very well. I guess this is the reason why men have evolved to be such good liars. 

May 5, 2011

Men Catfight Too!

Am reserving two tickets for you for my premiere. Come and bring a friend - if you have one.

- - - George Bernard Shaw (to Winston Churchill)

Impossible to be present for the first performance. Will attend second - if there is one. - - - Churchill's reply



Don't be so humble, you're not that great.

- - - Golda Meir (to Moshe Dayan)



Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

- - - Donald Trump (to Larry King)



You're like a pay toilet, aren't you? You don't give a shit for nothing.

- - - Howard Hughes (to Robert Mitchum)



Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?

- - - Don Rickles (to David Letterman on 02/5/96 "Late Show")



He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.

- - - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?

- - - Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)



He's phony, using his blackness to get his way.

- - - Joe Frazier (about Muhammad Ali)

Joe Frazier is so ugly he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wildlife.

- - - Muhammad Ali



His writing is limited to songs for dead blondes.

- - - Keith Richards (about Elton John)

I'm glad I've given up drugs and alcohol. It would be awful to be like Keith Richards. He's pathetic. Like a monkey with arthritis, trying to go on stage and look young. I have great respect for the Stones but they would have been better if they had thrown Keith out 15 years ago. - - - Elton John (about Keith Richards)



If I were married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee.

- - - Lady Astor (to Winston Churchill)

If you were my wife, I'd drink it.

- - - Winston Churchill, in reply



You will either die on the gallows or of a loathsome disease.

- - - John Montague (to John Wilkes)

That depends on whether I embrace your principles or your mistress.

- - - John Wilkes, in reply



Do you mind if I smoke?

- - - Oscar Wilde (to Sarah Bernhardt)

I don't care if you burn.

- - - Sarah Bernhardt, in reply



My dear Whistler, you leave your pictures in such a sketchy, unfinished state. Why don't you ever finish them?

- - - Frederic Leighton (to James McNeill Whistler)

My dear Leighton, why do you ever begin yours?

- - - James McNeill Whistler, in reply





You're so vain. You probably think this song is about you.

- - - Carly Simon (about Warren Beatty)

The only reason he had a child is so that he can meet babysitters.

- - - David Letterman (about Warren Beatty, 1991)



Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of wet toilet paper.

- - - Rex Reed (about Marlon Brando)



Steve Martin has basically one joke and he's it.

- - - Dave Felton

Nothing happens. At all. Ever. Remember when Steve Martin was funny? Apparently, neither does he.

- - - Robert Wilonsk



Well at least he has finally found his true love … what a pity he can't marry himself.

- - - Frank Sinatra (about Robert Redford)



Arnold Schwarzenegger looks like a condom full of walnuts.

- - - Clive James



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