A mother passing by her son’s bedroom was
astonished to see the bed was nicely made,
and everything was picked up. Then, she saw
an envelope, propped up prominently on the
It was addressed, ‘Mum’ With the worst premonition,
she opened the envelope and read
the letter, with trembling hands
I’m writing you with great regret and sorrow.
I had to elope with my new girlfriend,
because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad
I’ve been finding real passion with Stacy,
and she is so nice, but I knew you would not
approve of her, because of all her piercings’,
tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and
because she is so much older than I am.
But it’s not only the passion, Mum. She’s
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She
owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack
of firewood for the whole winter.
We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that
m@rijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone. We’ll
be growing it for ourselves, and trading it
with the other people in the commune, for all
the coc@ine and ec$tasy we want..
In the meantime, we’ll pray that science
will find a cure for A.I.D.S, so Stacy can get
better. She sure deserves it!!
Don’t worry Mum, I’m 15, and I know how
to take care of myself. Someday, I’m sure
we’ll be back to visit, so you can get to know
your many grandchildren.
Love, your son,
PS. Mum, none of the above is true. I’m over
at Jason’s house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are
worse things in life than the school report
that’s on my desk
Love you! Call when it is safe for me to